Policeman: Didn’t you hear my
Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.
When Abraham Liebowitz
When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it’s a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class “Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?” And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar [...]
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won’t step on the fish.
Patient: Doctor, my
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.
A teacher was having
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” “Somebody else’s pants.”
A wildlife biologist crew
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he suspected that they [...]
Why was the big, hairy,
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Does
Does killing time damage eternity?
