What do you get if you cross an apple with a
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
What reads and lives in an apple ?
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
What’s the difference between a worm and an
What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Why don’t apples smile
Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
