I see the baby’s nose is running
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
I got a letter from my sister.
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Mum, is it true my baby sister came
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
Three men were discussing at a bar about
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third man shouted, “Good God, I [...]
What is a baby bee?
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to [...]
