Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
How did the Mother Banana
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
How can you tell the difference between a
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
How do you catch King Kong?
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What is the difference between a banana and a
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
