How do vampire football players get the mud off?
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
May: What position does your brother play in
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?” The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”
Stan: I won 92
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
Why did the robber take a bath?
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Adam: How did Mummy know you
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
