What is the softest bed for a
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
I don’t think my Mom knows much about
I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
Three boys were sharing
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he said.
Why did the man take a pencil to
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first. “But where will you keep it?” said the second. “Your yard’s much too small for a pig!” “I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend. “But what about the smell?” “He’ll soon get used to [...]
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well.
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Why did the boy take the ruler to
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
I was once in a play called
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
