Yo Momma is so
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
A couple have not
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything. She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” [...]
“I was married 3 times” explained
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?” “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Why is it that at class reunions
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Q: How do you know if a blonde
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Q: What is the pink stuff between
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
A drunk stammers out of a bar and
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ”I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, ”No, son, I’m Jesus Christ.” So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ”No, son, I’m Jesus Christ.” The drunk says, ”Look, I can [...]
Does killing time damage
Does killing time damage eternity?
Q: Why
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
