What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !
A math student who used to come to the
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” [...]
My dog is a nuisance.
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
Which Elizabethan
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, [...]
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Why can’t an elephant ride a
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
