A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he suspected that they [...]
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, “I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” “I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?” “Oh [...]
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long enough so one botanist stands on the shoulders of the other and attempts to extend the tape to the tree top but it is not long enough. While [...]
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. “You know what a crew boss is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked. “Well, he just got jealous [...]
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series [...]
Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather [...]
Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
