What do chickens serve at birthday

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !