Why was the birthday cake as hard
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!
I forgot my brother’s
I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
It was
It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in the open air, day after [...]
Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my
Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!
For his birthday the monster asked for a
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Did you hear about the time
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”
Fred: Do you
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
