Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !
Q: What do you call
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
The blind farmer was often taken for a
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. [...]
What is the difference between a blind man and a
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.
Why are bats blind?
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
A blind man walks into a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
