Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Q: How did the blonde
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Why did the blonde have
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Q: What does a blonde make best for
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
A policeman pulled a blonde over after
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Did
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
What do you call a blonde with two brain
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
Three blondes are stranded on an island.
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter [...]
