Why did your
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Alfie was listening to his
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.’ ‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?’ ‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’
So you are distantly related to the
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.
Why does your sister have yeast and
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
Dan: My little brother is a
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
How do you know if your little
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
Brother: Which is farther away-
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Do robots have sisters ?
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
Do you like my new baby sister ?
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Peter: My brother wants
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
