Which

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go? Oh, ‘ewe’ know!

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they’re boygers, not girlgers!

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!