What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?” said the man to the lady. [...]
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Which end of a bus is it best to get
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
As the bus came to the stop, the man
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if there was room on top,’ [...]
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
